Outlaw Soaps

Blazing Saddles (The Sexiest Soap Ever) - Handmade Soap For Men And Women. Smells Like Leather, Gunpowder, Sandalwood, And Sagebrush

Sale price Price $27.22 Regular price $37.63

Description

  • The manliest goddamn soap on the planet

  • Formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.

  • Colorful, stylish, and brutally beautiful

  • Would probably be used by Steve McQueen if he was aware of this soap

  • Supremely sudsy, not slimy like many handmade soaps

What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like an American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goddamn thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.

An Outlaw is too old for Axe and too young for Old Spice. Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.

This soap could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This soap is the kind of soap that makes married men late for work. This soap will turn your shower into a slow-mo celebration of every. damn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.

But you don't have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy shower first.

Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.

All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.